Quote of the Day

5/25/07--Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

Favorite Movies at the Moment

  • PotC: At World's End
  • PotC: Dead Man's Chest
  • Young Frankenstein
  • Van Helsing
  • The Princess Bride
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • The Three Musketeers
  • PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl

Friday, May 25, 2007

Pirates 3!!!

I saw Pirates 3 last night at 8:00. It was the very first showing. I think people are gonna love it, hate it, or think it's better than two but worse than one. I loved it.

Spoilers follow:
norrinton, sao feng, davy jones, beckett, and governor swann die
sao feng, norrington, and will all kiss elizabeth
tia dalma is the goddess calypso in human form; she is also the woman that davy jones loved and caused to cut out his heart
jack has lots of hallucinations of himself
elizabeth becomes a pirate lord at sao feng's request
at the council of the pirate brethren,elizabeth is elected pirate king and is allowed to declare war on beckett and davy jones and be assured of the other 8 pirate lords loyalty to her cause
will and elizabeth get married
will is mortally stabbed
if someone stabs the heart of davy jones, their own must take its place and they must assume the duties of davy jones because of the curse tia dalma/calypso placed on davy jones and the flying dutchman
jack uses dying will's hand to stab the davy jones' heart so he won't die
davy jones went all sea creatury when he abandoned the duties calypso laid upon him
when will's heart replaces davy jones', davy jones' crew is freed and will becomes captain
barbossa and jack try to joint manage the captaining of the black pearl
norrington makes a decision for the cause of piracy and is killed by bootstrap
will can only set foot on land once every ten years, but during his and elizabeth's "wedding night", she gets pregnant and has a son

the plot is confusing so i have to see it again
it switches back and forth between boats and locations so fast that it's impossible to know exactly where you are most of the time
but i thought it was wonderful
any movie with johnny depp is good
signing off
sophie cromwell
storm rider
immortal flame--blood of fire